1. Most people who know me in my daily life would be surprised to find a darker side to me
2. I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old
3. I am so in love with my husband it sometimes overwhelms me
4. I believe myself to be one of God’s rebellious daughters and loved by him even in spite of my rebellious ways
5. My favorite color is green
6. I absolutely love curling up in the corner of my couch on a rainy day with a good thriller novel
7. I have been to jail
8. I think a hot man on a fast bike is one of the sexiest sights on the planet
9. I do not believe in holding grudges
10. I love being a little crazy
11. I would love to learn photography, particular how to photograph erotica without it being pornographic
12. I have had sex in a walk-in freezer at Domino’s Pizza
13. I can’t stand the sound of a consistently ringing phone
14. I love designing websites and think I’m pretty good at it — wanna see my portfolio? Visit http://www.mdc5designs.com
15. I love office supply stores and would love to have my own office someday
16. I love getting my nails done
17. Making a true living blogging and designing on the internet is something I want so bad to be a reality in my world
18. I love to dance and will do it almost anywhere the music moves me
19. It used to take massive amounts of alcohol to get me to sing karaoke but not anymore — no, I really can’t sing but, I won’t make your ears bleed either. I even sing along with the overhead music at wal-mart and the grocery store. Sing and Dance pretty much anywhere.
20. I really really really miss my family in Lake Charles and Texas
21. I love camping, fishing, riding 4 wheelers and muddin’
22. One day I’d love to visit Australia, Paris, The Bahamas, Cozumel, Brazil in any order
23. I could spend the rest of my life in a tiki hut on the beach — open air with the breeze blowing the gauzy white curtains while the surf crashed just outside the door and a big comfy bed right in the middle of the room with crisp white sheets and fully stocked mini bar. A hammock between two palm trees and fire pit outside — seriously like heaven on earth. (shhhhhh I don’t want to hear about hurricanes or tsunamis right now)
24. I am a bit of an attention whore
25. I love road trips
26. One day I would love to travel with Don to each of the states and have a lusty weekend long hook up in each one
27. I will go to great lengths to avoid starting a confrontation… something I am working on changing.
28. I have five sons, four of whom I gave birth too.
29. I am always surprised at how much of a bitch I am capable of being, even though I am usually very sunny and happy.
30. I loved high school.
31. I lived in Las Vegas for 7 years and only hit a Royal Flush on the poker machines once. On my 21st birthday at the grocery store with one quarter in $250 bucks. *sigh*
32. I always thought I would make a living writing.
33. I am one year older than my mother was when I made her a grandmother :\ yikes
34. I love talking about sex and believe it is incredibly healthy to do so.
35. I have never owned a home in my name.
36. I don’t do well with houseplants (die) or pets (run away), not sure how I’ve raised 5 children.
37. I am not good at learning things through other’s experiences. I usually have to learn the hard way.
38. I am not a fan of any sport.
39. I grew up with a father who hit women on a regular basis.
40. I am a bright side of life kind of person. I will always look for the good in people, in situations, in the world.
41. I suffer from bouts of insomnia
42. Sometimes I think the inner workings of my mind could scare a hardened psychiatrist.
43. One of my favorite things in the world to do is to drive in cool weather, windows down, music up — just me and the road and my twisted thoughts.
44. I suffer from a fear of success and often have to do battle with my self-destructive tendencies to find success… I don’t always win.
45. I love possibilities and promises.
46. I am on a weight loss mission. My goal is to lose 80 lbs. I started at 245 in June 2011 and I was down 30 pounds in October of 2011. I will have to start again as I’ve gained it all back.
47. I am a world class procrastinator
48. I am also extremely good under pressure — so the procrastinator thing works out
49. I do not like confrontation, but once I’m drug into one…. I am a bitch to deal with.
50. I often think of the best come back, cutest response, or most cutting insult long after the conversation it was needed in *sigh*
51. I love rough sex.
52. I have a bit of an obsession with photographs. I have thousands of them, digital and printed.
53. I am not a very good grown up most days but I am trying hard to be better.
54. I play dungeons and dragons and vampires with an awesome group of dorky wonderful friends.
55. Holding your breath and swallowing gets rid of the hiccups. This one isn’t really about me, but I didn’t want to forget it 
and I wanted to share it!
56. I got my first tattoo at the age of 36… on a table in my one of my best friend’s kitchen.